CrabDiving – Fri 052016 – Pat Robertson Says Starve Drug Addicts & Twunt Tehran Tom

Pat Robertson says starve drug addicts cuz Jeebus! Faithless Friday features shenanigans from Senator Tom Cotton, AKA “Tehran Tom.” Racist Trump delegates want to make America white again. Rednecks in Florida are bringing crocodiles to Murica out of pure ignorance and a sense of jacked-up narcissism. According to The Daily Beast, the Donald Trump SCOTUS short list includes homophobes and lovers of police attack dogs. The Tsar Of Oklahoma wants to deploy evil, flying monkeys upon those that provide healthcare to our partners, wives, sisters and mothers with inside fun-parts. Speaking of Okla-coma, the legislatures of that less than enlightened state are holding an emergency session due to who is peeing where. Bible-wavers will take on logic-speakers in a debate in front of the very medieval torture device in question in Pensacola, Florida. Sandy Rios gets her sky-god-fearing granny panties in a tizzy over an openly gay man serving as one of the Army’s top officials. A Trump-a-lo thinks we can fry Wiccans cuz of stupid Leviticus, chapter 69.  Finally, if you have a hankering for orgies, according to someone in-the-know, check out the Hamptons in New York.

Pat Robertson Says Starve Drug Addicts

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