CrabDiving – Fri 092316 – Ted Cruz Endorses Trump & Ark Encounter Museum Fail

Douchebag Senator Ted Cruz endorsed Trump and scored lame points. The darling GOP rag Drudge Report broke the “news” that there would be zero Hillary coughing breaks during the upcoming presidential debate. Keith Scott’s wife begged the police to not shoot her husband but they fired anyway. An incredibly racist loon that chaired Trump’s Ohio campaign explained that racism didn’t exist before Obama. Washington school district officials admitted the Satanists can start an after school club. A dim congressman from North Carolina told the public that African Americans hate white folks due to their success. On Faithless Friday, Lunatic creationist Ken Ham has lowered expectations for his sad, failing Ark Encounter Museum. Crooked preacher-type Jim Bakker proclaimed on his powered soup infomercial that people sticking up for the American Constitution have turned up dead.
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