As income inequality worsens worldwide, Trump’s policies aren’t helping, which should shock no one. Shitler did a “drive-by” appearance at a Martin Luther King memorial on the federal holiday honoring the civil rights icon. Kamala Harris announced her presidential candidacy for 2020 and the Crabs discussed some of the pros and cons of her prosecutorial record. Cheeto tweeted support for racist anti-LGBT MLBer Kurt Schilling’s baseball Hall of Fame candidacy. Our rapist-in-chief lied a crapload during his first two years in the White House. R&B artist Chrisette Michele performed at Twitler’s inaugural and her fanbase diminished bigly. Famed TV writer Aaron Sorkin puked forth mouth-garbage about the new, young Democrats. We learned loony Trump has his fingers elongated in photos. Don-the-Con’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani waddled onto TV and uttered nonsense about Trump’s Moscow Tower project. Since the Orange One was elected, air pollution has skyrocketed. A Kentucky Catholic Diocese condemned the young MAGA trolls shouting at a Native American veteran, but still spewed forth anti-choice drivel. An errant Fox and Friends graphic wrongly announced the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg. InfoWars has turned on Mueller probe character and former co-warrior Jerome Corsi. In the upcoming book “Team of Vipers,” The Donald’s obsession with cable news chyrons, sets, and wardrobe choices of journalists are explored.
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