CrabDiving - Mon 050216 - Cruz Recommends Spanking & Kirk Cameron Is A Dick

Ted Cruz recommends spanking for misbehaving kids and it comes off both creepy and pervy. Ted’s equally unlikable running mate, Carly Fiorina, takes a tumble and the video is amazing. The eccentric and ham-faced broadcaster Glenn Beck, in what only can be described as a moment of mental illness, invites his audience to accompany him on a fast. A seating disagreement during a church service ends with a dead person cuz guns. Colorado Supreme Court allows for fracking, which totally blows. A town in Nebraska says no to the poultry industry because it could attract non-white people into their stupid, narrow-minded hamlet. Missouri does the right thing for the rights of its LGBT citizens. Former teen heart throb-thespian and current RWNJ lunatic, Kirk Cameron offers up some sexist advice to women. Seattle has to pay people a living wage, according to the Supremes. A Christo-ninny guest on Jim Bakker’s dehydrated food infomercial speaks to the existence of biblical giants tossing rocks around at Stonehenge, back in the day.