On this episode of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan get their idiot translators on as they review the blatherings of RWNJ Phil Robertson and Glenn Beck. They also cover these stories: Mira Sorvino and Cybill Shepherd star in some sad-sack Jesus fellating version of “Crash”; Furious 7 uses the power of Peter Jackson to digitally resurrect Paul Walker; not every Japanese person wants to smell like a Whopper but every person that smells like a Whopper is Japanese; Sulu steering clear of Indiana and urges others to do the same; a Texas GOP Congressman chided online for theocratic nonsense; Mone Davis is an evolved pitcher and human; Iceland builds a temple in honor of a comic book hero. Finally, Jeb Bush just ain’t Jesus-y enough.
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