In this episode, the Crabs are joined by Los Angeles comedian, Quincy Johnson II and the following tales of woe are bandied about: Ebola continues to spread in Africa #OMG; a sound guy on COPS is shot dead by the barrage of 30 bullets that was required to take down a single dude with an air-gun; kudos to Brad and Angelina for finally tying the celebrity knot #honeybearbong; when Pat Robertson can’t sleep, the RWNJ lunatic spitballs end-time scenarios. Most importantly, the Top 5 Billboard songs all kind of sux and Joan Rivers still lives.