CrabNation welcomes the work week with the following stories: a surfer was attacked by a shark in Northern California #shocker; dullards in Indiana put a hold on same-sex marriage; a man-eating leopard is staking out an outdoor crapper in India #lonelyplanet; a Florida school-board can look forward to being invocated by Harry Potter #Slitherin; a study shows that men dig younger women #411. Finally, there’s more news on the Palin brawl and Elizabeth Hasselback shouldn’t hold her breath for the Peabody nominations.