Tuesday’s CrabNation delivers the following hot news items: who knew Google was in bed with scary right wing orgs; Rick Perry and his stupid hipster glasses see a way Texas abortion laws could have saved the late, great Joan Rivers; the C.D.C. makes some not good projections about ebola; Colorado kids demand to learn from non-science denying texts; a mom and daughter team up to create a flaming phallus on a football field; Japan takes a stand against upskirt shoe-cams; the story of the tri-teat-ed Floridian gal was only make believe. Finally, the Crabs get a lesson in politics and movie making courtesy of musclebound moron, Kevin Sorbo.