On this hump-day episode, CrabNation is joined by comic Brent Parris and the following headlines are busted out: RuPaul joins fellow drag queens in their fight against the mighty Facebook; RWNJ Bryan Fischer wants all immigrants to convert to Jebus #I’mwithstupid; Pat Robertson justifies biblical violence while poo-poo-ing the Koran; Southern Baptists can’t tolerate tolerance within their organization; all the smart folks are atheists #StevenHawkins; Virgin airline passenger behaves as such. Lastly, the Voice Of the Crabs teaches that a hole isn’t always a hole.