The lazy assholes that whiz in either end of the pool should burn in hell along with Fred Phelps. According to the Los Angeles Times, the fluid faux pas isn’t just rude or inconsiderate, it’s deadly!
The Times is telling me that 20% of all Americans urinate in water where other people swim and when your golden shower combines with chemicals in your cement bottom pond, it’s crappy-kismet. I’m no Bill Nye, but as I understand it, when you ignite your yellow light-saber into an above ground, something called cyanogen chloride is created and sayonara central nervous system!
How great is the scene in Caddy Shack when that Baby Ruth gets tossed in the pool? RIP Harold Ramis.