Stupid Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes

According to StyleCaster’s “The 20 Most Pretentious Things Gwyneth Paltrow Has Ever Said“, the blonde babe from the Huey Lewis star vehicle, Cruisin’ has some extra-daft quotes floating about in the jack-i-sphere. Remember, Paltrow beat out Cate Blanchett for an Oscar in 1998 #SMH.

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Here are a few of my favorite Gwyn-gems (get the complete list at StyleCaster) –

On her kid’s diet: “They love a brown rice stir-fry, but they also love their ‘Coke of the week.’” Also: ”My daughter gravitates toward fresh fruit and raw nuts but will inhale a bag of hot Cheetos at the airport. It’s all about balance.”

On the sun: “We’re human beings and the sun is the sun—how can it be bad for you? I don’t think anything that’s natural can be bad for you

On her dream last meal (and boozing habits): “Oysters and cocktail sauce, and then a baked, stuffed lobster and french fries. I would have a baguette and a cheese course for my dessert, and red wine. I drank like crazy [when the kids were babies]. How else could I get through my day?”

How vomitous…

For your viewing and listening torture, Lady Paltrow’s duet with Huey Lewis from Crusin’.

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