CrabDiving – Tue 121520 – Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won & Trump Pocketing Donor Money

Moscow Mitch McConnell Finally Admits Biden Won

Moscow Mitch McConnell finally admits Biden won. Republicans loads have soiled their poo-poo undies because Trump is absconding with the money needed to fund the Georgia runoff election. A wee hamlet in Washington defied coronavirus restrictions despite instruction from the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 121420 – Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President & Florida’s Governor Is Dumb AF

Electoral College Voted Joe Biden As President

The Electoral College voted Joe Biden as president. A GOP gaggle of fake electors tried to horn in on the process of affirming electoral votes in Wisconsin, Nevada, Michigan, and Georgia. Governor DeathSantis of Florida lied to his constituents saying…

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CrabDiving – Fri 121120 – SCOTUS Tossed GOP Team Sedition’s Dumb Lawsuit & Americans Are Particularly Stupid About Evolution

SCOTUS Tossed GOP Team Sedition's Dumb Lawsuit

SCOTUS tossed GOP sedition’s dumb lawsuit. House Democrats called for the 126 Republicans supporting Texas’s stupid suit to be unseated. An Arizona GOP leader asked supporters if they were willing to die in an effort to overturn Biden’s win. A…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121020 – Republican Sedition Continues As Red States Back Texas’ Crazy Lawsuit & Pfizer Vaccine Cleared

Republican Sedition Continues As Red States Back Texas' Crazy Lawsuit

Republicans’ sedition continues as red states back Texas’ crazy lawsuit. America had the deadliest COVID-19 day ever. Rudy G.’s election fraud star witness got her stupid on when she said Obama funded the Wuhan lab which created the virus. The…

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CrabDiving – Wed 120920 – Melania Wants To Go Home & Limbaugh Admits Conservatives Want To Dominate Not Coexist

Melania wants to go home. Facebook has been slapped with antitrust lawsuits. Pfizer said they were meeting with the FDA to discuss an issue people with food allergies are having with their vaccine. Biden tapped Buttigieg for the Chinese ambassadorship.…

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