CrabDiving – Thu 01/30/20 – Lev Parnas Fingered Lindsey Graham & WHO Declares Coronavirus Bad

Lev Parnas Fingered Lindsey Graham

Lev Parnas fingered Lindsey Graham for being “in the loop” on Trump’s shakedown of the president of Ukraine. GOP dick Senator Rand Paul tried to reveal the identity of the whistleblower during the senate trial, but John Roberts rejected it.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012920 – Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton’s Book & Schiff Dunks On Lindsey and Ted

Trump Is Trying To Block Bolton's Book

Trump is trying to block Bolton’s book, falsely claiming the draft contains classified material. Shitler’s band of diddling lawyers expect a cliffhanger vote regarding witnesses. GOP load Senator Cory Gardner confirmed he would vote “no” on hearing from witnesses in…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012820 – McConnell Doesn’t Have The Votes To Block Witnesses & Former GOP Pals Turn On Bolton

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It looks like Mitch McConnell doesn’t have the votes to block witnesses in Trump’s senate impeachment trial. Former allies are turning on John Bolton regarding his bombshell book about Trump. Shilter’s lawyer poo-poo’d Bolton’s new book, calling the new evidence,…

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CrabDiving – Mon 012720 – Bolton Book Bombshell & Romney Wants To Hear Witnesses

John Bolton beats Iran war drums

The Bolton book bombshell is rocking the Republicans who are desperately trying to ram through a “not guilty” verdict in Trump’s Senate trial. The Crabs busted out an Oscars segment revolving around Judy Dench snubs and Gwyneth Paltrow’s not-so-special performance…

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CrabDiving – Fri 012520 – White House Threatened Senators & Trump Wanted To “Take Out” Yovanovitch

White House Threatened Senators

The White House threatened senators that if they do not vote to acquit corrupt criminal Trump, their “heads will be on a pike.” Laughable Lindsey Graham knows any Hunter Biden testimony would destroy the Republicans’ fictional defense of the Orange…

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