CrabDiving – Tue 073019 – Moscow Mitch Hates Being Called That & Polls Show America Knows Trump Is Racist

Moscow Mitch hates being called that

Moscow Mitch hates being called that. The ACLU said the Trump Administration has separated over 900 kids from families despite a court order telling them to do otherwise. The Crabs previewed the next Democratic Presidential debate. Biden holds the biggest…

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CrabDiving – Mon 072919 – Trump Called Elijah Cummings Racist & MAGA Bomber Claims FOX Radicalized Him

trump called elijah cummings racist

Trump called Elijah Cummings racist. The shooter at the Gilroy Garlic Festival used a semiautomatic rifle. Shitler reminded us he was not a 911 first responder. The House Democrats march to impeachment to super sluggish. Democratic Rep Josh Gottheimer earned…

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CrabDiving – Fri 072619 – Democrats Threaten To Talk About Threatening Impeachment & Trump Scolds FOX For Bad Poll Numbers

Democrats Threaten To Talk About Threatening Impeachment

As Democrats threaten to talk about threatening impeachment, many progressives believe the left should be resisting harder. Jerry Nadler pursued a “de-facto impeachment inquiry,” whatever the hell that means. Some conserv-a-twunts are expressing fear over Kamala Harris, with some GOP…

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CrabDiving – Thu 072519 – Record European Heat Wave & Trump Still Lies Saying Mueller “Exonerated” Him

Record European Heat Wave

There’s a record European heat wave and most of France doesn’t have central air. An altered image of the presidential seal meant to troll Cheeto was projected during his speech at a Trump/Hilter youth rally. Shitler got angry-pants at the…

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