CrabDiving – Fri 051019 – Republican State Legislators Seek The Handmaid’s Tale & Trump’s Adds Tariffs On China

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The Republican state legislators seek The Handmaid’s Tale as evidenced by the gaggle of anti-choice bills plopping forth from the right’s sphincters. Fascist, fake president Trump said he’s not in a rush to reach a trade deal with China. Conserva-loon…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050819 – Billion Dollar Loser Trump & House Committee Votes Barr In Contempt

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The billion dollar loser Trump received a crapload of criticism for horrendous real estate dealings discovered in Cheeto’s recently-revealed tax docs from the 80s and 90s. The treasonous White House cried executive privilege rather than submit Mueller Report materials to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 050719 – Trump Ordered McGahn To Defy A Congressional Subpoena & Scary Violent Militia

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Crooked Trump ordered McGahn to defy a congressional subpoena. Stocks took a nosedive after Cheeto’s threat of more Chinese tariffs. Economists at the Department of Agriculture were punished by Trump stooge Sonny Perdue for telling the truth about the effect…

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