CrabDiving – Wed 012815 – Palin Pouty, Okla-Phobians, Jeb Bush Bear Fun

The Crabs cover the following shenanigans: sad Sarah Palin feels like the quasi-right-wing Fox “News” is turning her into a joke; Alex Jones foresees a Cruz-Palin ticket in 2016; a white, racist county official in Virginia refers to a journalist as “boy”; Okla-phobians want to restrict marriage to people that believe in sky-gods; Alabama supreme court justice Roy Moore, who is elected BTW, pooh-poohs gay marriage cuz they suck; go to for bear-fun. Finally, Pat and Ryan cover a horrific religion fail.

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CrabDiving – Tue 012715 – RIP Snow Penis, Duggar Dick Moves, Gohmert’s GOP Gals

On Tuesday, the Crabs cover the following: the giant snow penis of Texas Tech has fallen #sadface; a cop and a fireman squeeze off rounds from their stupid AK-47 and accidentally hit someone’s house but it’s cool #crimingwhilewhite; Fox “News” ain’t Jesus-y enough from some RWNJs; Indiana Tea Party people want NPR axed cuz JESUS; the Duggars deliver dick-moves as well future dicks; Louie Gohmert blames the GOP females for torpedoing an anti-abortion law. Finally, Pat and Ryan get their Scientology on and shed some Thetans.

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The CannaLinguists – E011 – Sports Performance on Marijuana; Mother Fights For Medical Cannabis

Get your 420 on as The CannaLinguists (April O’Connor & Alex Mandelberg) again welcome comedian Teddy Tutson to the cloudy studio.  They discuss sports and weed, a mother in Pittsburgh who wants to give medical cannabis to her daughter; and more marijuana-related news.

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CrabDiving – Mon 012615 – Palin Babble, Starnes Sniper Stiffy, Silly Scientology

On Monday, Pat and Ryan dispense with these tales from RWNJ-Ville USA; Sarah Palin says lots of words for 35 minutes without the shackles of coherency; Obama’s approval is raising the roof; Floridian attempts to go bare-beaver and crashes; say goodnight Skymall; Todd Starnes gets an American Sniper stiffy; and Glenn Beck to embark on a Euro-trip before ISIS trashes Notre Dame and everything else worth seeing. Finally, the Crabs get their Thetan on as they learn about a religion founded by a kidnapping wife-beater.

Scientology is creepy