CrabDiving – Mon 083115 – Alabama Secession Rally & Mount McKinley Loses Slave Name

alabama secession rally

On Monday, Pat and Ryan cover the Alabama secession rally chockablock full of racist, dim-witted morons.  The Crabs also pinch-off usual nutjob stories.  Mount McKinley is losing its slave name and RWNJs are going ape-shit, especially one ninny in Ohio.  Obama…

The Hollywood Hick – Tue 082515 – New Cosby Defense & Delicious Duggar Drama

New Cosby Defense

This Ashley Madison shit done went and bit some dumb ass fools in the ass.  Hypocrite extraordinaire Josh Duggar got some competition from a couple other members of his “family values” buddies and the long suffering Anna Duggar’s brother is…

CrabDiving – Fri 082815 – Trump Bible & Jim Bakker 9-11 Truth In Pudding

Trump Bible Palin moment

On this TGIF episode, the Crabs shat forth a big steamy Trump Bible segment in which the Donald comes out not looking exactly well-versed.  Pat and Ryan also cover the following stories:  Planned Parenthood battles Alabama.  Clinton crowing that they…

CrabDiving – Thu 082715 – Duggar Rehab & Donald Trump Goes Full North Korean

josh duggar rehab

During an oppressive, tea-baggingly hot heat-wave, Pat and Ryan kick around the hilarious idea of a Duggar rehab stint.  Murderer George Zimmerman proves he is a racist piece of crap.  Kim Davis is going to be sued and she might be forced…

CrabDiving – Wed 082615 – Trump Warrior Male & Women’s Equality/National Dog Day

Trump Warrior Male

On Wednesday, Pat and Ryan explore the Trump warrior male stupidity and cover the usual nutty news.  There’s a horrendous shooting caught on a GoPro but gun-nuts and politicians still don’t give a crap about passing reasonable gun-control.  A homophobic…