CrabDiving – Fri 062615 – Marriage Equality Win Angst & Scalia Is A Senile Cock

Pat and Ryan do a round-up of all the marriage equality win angst spouting forth form GOP morons.  SCOTUS gets it right #LOVEWINS.  Clarence Thomas the dick goes full slavery reference in his dissent.  Scalia is an insane dick.  Bryan Fischer is a tremendous turd.  Gohmert blows.  The far right threatens to leave and or burn themselves to death over marriage equality and of course, they don’t follow through.  The Crabs review the top five songs in the United States per Billboard.  And New York based actor and director Bruch Reed calls in to discuss Scalia, Chris Christie’s camel toe and a myriad of RWNJ idiots.
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Celebrate America joining the 21st century on this episode of the CrabDiving podcast!

Fri 062615 – Marriage Equality Win Angst & Scalia Is A Senile Cock

The Hollywood Hick – Tue 062315 – Hollywood Arrests & Florida Never Disappoints

Hollywood arrests and Taylor Swift are just some of this show’s topics from The Hollywood Hick showbiz podcast!

Looks like it is hot in Hollywood to go and get your ass arrested.  Lookin at you Diddy, Anakin Skywalker and Paris’ DouchNozzle brother.  Taylor “Tay Tay” Swift has a point… but a bitch went and ruined it.  Amber Heard needs a little check in the wreath department.  My beloved Cookie Lyon is stirring some shit up.  But a Hick thinks she might need to chill on this one.  And a feel good story outta the state of Florida.  Florida never disappoints.

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Here’s the latest The Hollywood Hick for y’all!

Tue 062615 – Hollywood Arrests, Florida Never Disappoints

CrabDiving – Thu 062515 – Butthurt Scalia Dissent & Pat Boone Is A Dick

The Crabs revel in the sad butthurt Scalia dissent over Obamacare and cover the hot stories.  Limbaugh is barely able to get the bitching and moaning out over SCOTUS decision cuz he’s so corpulent.  Ted Nugent is a racist nimrod.  Crooner and RWNJ a-hole Pat Boone blames Barack for the Charleston shooting.  Marc Lamont Hill schools a putrid pundit. EW Jackson says the Charleston shooter was a left-wing socialist and influenced by Satan.  Olbermann takes a righteous dump on the Redskins and their ownership.  Finally, Glenn Beck thinks it’s “end-times”, yet again.

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Join the celebration on this episode of the hilarious CrabDiving podcast!

Thu 062515 – Butthurt Scalia Dissent & Pat Boone Is A Dick

CrabDiving – Wed 062415 – Tennessee Racist Statue & Jerk Jindal Jumps In

On Wednesday, Pat and Ryan spatter a figurative warm stream all over the Tennessee racist statue.  They also cover these stories:  The Charleston Shooting was mos def terrorism. Jindal the jerk-off jumps in the 2016 Republican clown car.  Jeb Bush and Donald Trump are leading in New Hampshire but no one cares.  Karl Rove has the muscle tone of a raw oyster and thinks the libs want to repeal the 2nd Amendment.  Uber says “Nein!” to guns.  Finally, the Crabs get a call from Tommy Gimler, host of The Daily Upper Decker on the CrabDiving Network, and they discuss stupid athletes and why Pete Rose is a total toolbox.
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Check out this episode of Northern Agression from the CrabDiving guys!

Wed 062415 – Tennessee Racist Statue & Jerk Jindal Jumps In