CrabDiving – Wed 091218 – Trump Diverted FEMA Money To ICE & Democrats’ Could Win Senate

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Trump diverted FEMA money to ICE due to the fact he’s a tremendous fascist. Shitler gave an insane speech about being prepared for Hurricane Florence. Crusty Christo twunt Pat Robertson thinks he prayed the storm away from his crappy, sham…

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CrabDiving – Tue 091118 – Ted Cruz Campaign Issues Fake Beto O’Rourke Video & Trump Claims Puerto Rico “Success”

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The internet teabagged Trump over his outlandish claim regarding “unsung successes” in the Hurricane Maria recovery effort. Science said super storm Florence is a product of global warming. An Omarosa tape revealed horrendous comments made by our rapist in chief…

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CrabDiving – Mon 091018 – Trump Almost Tweet-Started War With North Korea & Take Your Halberd To Texas

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Trump almost tweet-started ward with North Korea and luckily the planet was spared orange nuclear fallout. A Dallas cop went home to the wrong apartment and shot the rightful tenant to death. Another dude is taking over for creepy Les…

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CrabDiving – Fri 090718 – Obama Trashed Trump & POTUS Can’t Pronounce “Anonymous”

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President Obama trashed Trump and the Crabs played portions of Barrack’s awesome speech in Illinois. Trump said a myriad of whacked-out crazy crap at a Nuremberg rally in Montana. At the rally, Cheeto even suggested the infamous, “anonymous” op ed…

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CrabDiving – Thu 090618 – Twitter Banned Alex Jones & Trump “Volcanic” Over Op-Ed

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On today’s raucous show we learned that Twitter banned Alex Jones and we predict massive manbaby butthurt to ensue. Trump has apparently been more paranoid and nutballs than we imagined, and is mounting a full-fledged Inquisition to unearth the writer…

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