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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 120914 – Mark Wahlberg Blows, Leo’s Underbeard, Furry Genocide

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Mark Wahlberg gets Broke The F*#K Up With on this episode. Plus, and The Hollywood Hick covers these stories: Leonardo “To-catch-a-ho” and his gross under-beard shouldn’t be attracting so many chicks; Furry genocide ain’t funny; Miley Cyrus decides to venture out…

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CrabDiving – Wed 121014 – Rich White Guy Arrested, Gohmert Goes Full God, More Torture Report

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On today’s show, the Crabs are gobsmacked by the news that rich, white dude, Gary Southern of Freedom Industries, was arrested for typical rich, white dude shenanigans. Plus the following is covered: Louie Gohmert arranges for an anti-everything invocation; Fox still…

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The CannaLinguists – Episode 5 – Tommy Chong Products, Schedule 1 Classification, Weed Prohibition Fail

The CannaLinguists discuss a new product by Tommy Chong and the following news-in-weed: a Supreme Court Judge examines pot’s Schedule 1 classification; Houston Police Chief believes cannabis prohibition is a fail; can you breathalyze for the good herb? Podcast (cannalinguists):…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120914 – Torture Report, America Is Not Awesome, Cosby Allegedly Raped Rabbits

CrabDiving gives a big Crabby “F-you” to the CIA for their practice of rectal re-hydration on supposed war criminals. Also, the following is covered: Hefner stands with Cosby, alleged raper of 12 Playboy Bunnies; terrorist from Texas busted in Israel; according…

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CrabDiving – Mon 120814 – Buchanan Anti Cop Body Cams, Christian Crimes Against Humanity, Jindal Way Into God

On this episode, Pat and Ryan cover these headlines: Pat Buchanan doesn’t want anyone to slander the police that continue to murder unarmed black people; Fox loony thinks minorities need to be more sensitive to our over-militarized cops; American pastor…

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