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CrabDiving – Wed 041724 – MAGA Cult Republicans Believe Crooked Trump Over Everyone Else

crabdiving — Thu, 18 Apr 2024 05:04:08 +0000

MAGA cult Republicans believe crooked Trump over everyone else. If the Dems try to save Handmaid’s Tale yanker Mike Johnson his speakership is toast. President Bide campaigned in Scranton, PA telling supporters his tax plan is better than criminal defendant Shitler. During Man-baby’s fascist reign in The Whitehouse, the EPA didn’t close a loophole that allowed corporations to pour forever chemicals into the environment. The Michigan Democrats regained full control of state government. The former Speaker of the Michigan GOP House was charged with with embezzlement and conducting a criminal enterprise. Democratic legislator Bob Menendez has planned to toss his wife under the bus in his foreign bribery trial. Arizona Sith Lord Kari Lake said bizarre Nazi crap. A progressive gender identity law passed in Germany’s legislature because they are a country ran by adults. The Crabs reviewed a list of banned baby names in New Zealand. Racist MAGAT pastor Shane Vaughn blathered to Jesus asking sky-god to find a juror who could sabotaged the hush money trial so Trump walks.

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CrabDiving – Tue 061119 – Trump Proved His Mexico Deal By Waving Paper Around & Anti-Democracy FL GOP

crabdiving — Wed, 12 Jun 2019 02:20:46 +0000

Trump proved his Mexico deal by waving paper around during a rageful rant on the White House lawn. Photographers were able to snap pictures of the paper waved about by Cheeto, but little was learned from the shots. According to polls, Biden would gobsmack man-baby in a general election. Bolton and Shitler can’t stay on the same page regarding North Korea’s not-so-great leader. GOP load Justin Amash said “Bye Felicia” to the idiotic Freedom Caucus. Ron De-Racist, the GOP Czar of Florida, signed a bill making it harder for the people of Florida to have their voices heard via ballot initiatives. The lone abortion clinic in Missouri remained open no thanks to a-hole Republicans. A Michigan hotel owner is offering free hotel rooms to women stuck in the ridic three-day waiting period for an abortion. A poll showed more people are accepting of our trans brothers and sisters. A moronic christ-o-twunt said sin was causing climate disasters. Finally, the Crabs wished the US Women’s Soccer congrats on their big win.

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