August 2014 Archives - CrabDiving

CrabNation Fri – 082914 – Ebola Continues, Sound Guy On COPS Killed, Pat Robertson Has End Times Theory

crabdiving — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 21:29:28 +0000

In this episode, the Crabs are joined by Los Angeles comedian, Quincy Johnson II and the following tales of woe are bandied about: Ebola continues to spread in Africa #OMG; a sound guy on COPS is shot dead by the barrage of 30 bullets that was required to take down a single dude with an air-gun; kudos to Brad and Angelina for finally tying the celebrity knot #honeybearbong; when Pat Robertson can’t sleep, the RWNJ lunatic spitballs end-time scenarios. Most importantly, the Top 5 Billboard songs all kind of sux and Joan Rivers still lives.

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CrabNation Thu – 082814 – Joan Rivers Is Alive, Bryan Fischer Is A Ninny, Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas LOL

crabdiving — Thu, 28 Aug 2014 21:45:17 +0000

Pat and Ryan rage about the following stories from #Murica; a Navajo kindergartner is being forced by his school to violate his religious convictions by requiring a hair cut; Bryan Singer’s lawsuit regarding hot-tub transgressions is being tossed off; folks are demanding a Fox News ninny be ousted after calling for all Muslims to be mowed down; Joan Rivers is still alive. Finally, the Crabs decide that the following people totally sux: Kevin Sorbo, Kirk Cameron, Mike Huckabee and Bryan Fischer #Eatme.

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CrabNation Wed – 082714 – Eric Holder Not A Black Panther, Boycott Survivor, ESPN Should Let Michael Sam Shower In Peace

crabdiving — Wed, 27 Aug 2014 21:24:57 +0000

Wednesday’s CrabNation brings you the following stories: a Brit fakes his own kidnapping to get out of hanging with his bird; racist ex-relief pitcher for the tomahawk-chopping Braves will compete on Survivor #boycottSurvivor; according to a ninny on Fox, Eric Holder is a race-baiter and has turned the DOJ into the Black Panthers; a bunch of white cops claim that a black suspect in hand cuffs pulled a gun out of thin air and was then able to contort himself in such a manner that would allow him to shoot himself in the chest #credible; Flip Benham is a tool #nobodylikesyou; Bryan Fischer thinks God is using ISIS to punish Murica #I’mwithstupid. Finally a big Crabby middle-finger to the journalist from ESPN who thought Michael Sam’s showering habits were newsworthy.

Listen—> CrabNation Wednesday, August 27, 2014

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CrabNation Tues – 082614 – Smartphone Kill-Switch Bill Is Signed, ACLU Sues For Dreads, Pythons Aren’t Good Pets

crabdiving — Tue, 26 Aug 2014 21:44:15 +0000

Pat and Ryan bring you the following headlines on Tuesday’s show: Governor Jerry Brown signs the smartphone kill-switch bill #Canyouhearmenow; Europe will be operating on wind and solar power by 2020 #frackme; the ACLU sues for the right of a Rastafarian to wear dreads to class #IsThisLove; Pat Robertson gives great advice if you’re on planet Bizarro. Finally, CrabNation features an extended “When Animals Get Pissed” segment that includes stories of a raccoon, crocodiles, sharks and a Burmese python that should have never found it’s way to Canada.

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CrabNation Mon – 082514 – California Infected With Demons; Keith Ablow Blows; Top 10 Friendliest Cities

crabdiving — Mon, 25 Aug 2014 21:38:35 +0000

CrabNation covers the following on Monday’s episode: a guest puke pundit on Fox News believes Michael Brown was in fact armed because, ya know, he was born black; RWNJ internet radio loony believes a little hamlet in California is infected with demons #Whoyagonnacall; fat shamer Keith Ablow issues the worst apology ever; moronic preacher thinks the Constitution should be amended so that being gay gets you 10 years of hard labor #WWJD. Finally, the Crabs learn that the list of the top 10 friendliest cities per Parade Magazine should come with a caveat

Listen—> CrabNation Monday, August 25, 2014

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CrabNation Fri – 082214 – Putin Fires On Ukraine, Perry Gives Up Pea-Shooter, Westboro Baptist Might Go To Iraq

crabdiving — Fri, 22 Aug 2014 21:23:32 +0000

CrabNation welcomes Friday with the following: Uncle Nipples AKA Vladimir Putin exports lead to Ukraine; a Fox News reporter thinks Muslims need a bullet to the head #nice; California bans the Stars And Bars from appearing on anything sold by the state #progressive; Iowa GOP lunatic thinks Hamas is training 8 year-olds to be super-ninja-terrorists; a Satanist church leader is forced to turn over a consecrated cookie; the evil and hateful Westboro Baptists are headed to Iraq #onewayticket; Governor Rick Perry is forced to turn over his firearm because of his indictment #missingyou.

Listen—> CrabNation Friday, August 22, 2014

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CrabNation Thu – 082114 – Jason Wong From Jarhead 2 Interview, Louis Gohmert Is An Idiot, Monkey Selfie

crabdiving — Thu, 21 Aug 2014 21:47:12 +0000

On Thursday’s CrabNation, Pat and Ryan interview British actor Jason Wong from the recently released movie Jarhead 2 and we learn about the acting biz in England, wrestling under the influence of tequila and babes in Bulgaria. We also cover the following stories: a macaque takes a selfie; a grouper swallows a shark; Louis Gohmert is a big dumb idiot; Putin sends a message by leaning on the golden arches #frieswiththat; a dude fakes his own death to get out of getting hitched #Igetit.

Listen—> CrabNation Thursday, August 21, 2014

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CrabNation Wed – 082014 – Pat Robertson Is Loony, Rick Perry Busted, Gigantic Alligator Killed In Alabama

Ryan Pfeiffer — Wed, 20 Aug 2014 21:24:22 +0000

CrabNation covers the following on hump day: Pat Robertson has some loony opinions about medicine; Texas Czar, Rick Perry indicted for 2 felonies #ButI’mWhite; Luis Suarez is being given a fourth chance at not biting while playing soccer #ballgag; a dinosaur-sized gator is killed in Alabama #stayoutofthewater; a Mother calls the po po on her son for watching porn #youhavetherighttoremainsticky. Finally, in Oklahoma there were only 20 earthquakes yesterday #fracking.

Listen—> CrabNation Wednesday, August 20, 2014

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CrabNation Tue – 081914 – Riots Continue In Ferguson, Good News From Texas, Open Carry Freak Kills A Woman

crabdiving — Tue, 19 Aug 2014 21:30:33 +0000

Tuesday’s CrabNation delivers these stories: the rioting continues in Ferguson; Pat Robertson thinks Michael Brown was mos def high when he was gunned down in cold blood; lunatic, white-trash open carry freaks opt not to march armed into a black neighborhood #kudos; St. Louis reporter gets suspended for tweeting out a bullsh*t story; open carry a-hole in Georgia accidentally shoots a woman to death #oops; a political blogger is outed as being a shill for big tobacco and the evil cable industry. In entertainment news, Jackie Chan’s son is busted for drugs in Hong Kong and Denzel Washington is detoxing after a gluttonous booze cruise.

Listen—> CrabNation Tuesday, August 19, 2014

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CrabNation Mon – 081814 – Ferguson Gets The 411, Amazeballs Is Now A Word, Alaskan Driver Spews Racist Road Rage

crabdiving — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 21:45:15 +0000

CrabNation kicks off the work week with the following: Ferguson is finally getting the 411 on what went down when Darrell Wilson gunned down that unarmed kid; RWNJ Larry Klayman wants Obama to rename the oval office “The Black House” #simpleton; amazeballs, sideboob and adorbs are added to the Oxford Dictionary #yolo; Alaskan driver goes on a racist rant against a Muslim, who in her ridic, bigoted estimation is also an atheist #I’mwithstupid; if you’re headed to Cuba, it’s BYOB. Finally, the voice of CrabNation calls in on her birthday and shares a Hydra-like vagina moment.

Listen—> CrabNation Monday, August 18, 2014

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