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The Daily Upper Decker – Terrible Gambling Advice – Thu 4/18/19

crabdiving — Thu, 18 Apr 2019 20:41:57 +0000

Tommy is joined in studio by Justin Gilbert and Barry Murphy, two Chicago sports fans who often show up and – just like Tommy – give terrible gambling advice. That’s why we waited until 18 games had been played in this year’s MLB season before we decided to tell you how to bet. Just like Brian Portz’s mom, this was just much easier…

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The Daily Upper Decker – 2019 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament Preview – Mon 03/18/19

Ryan Pfeiffer — Tue, 19 Mar 2019 00:21:04 +0000

The Sports Gambling Podcast’s Colby Dant stops by to breakdown the greatest sporting event on the planet. It’s The Daily Upper Decker’s 2019 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament preview show. We’re betting against teams who were dumb enough to get caught on tape setting up payments from shoe companies to children. We’re also jonesing to see what games FSU’s Leonard Hamilton decides to fix this year. It’s going to be another amazing tourney, and hopefully, one where you can line your pockets with cash thanks to Colby’s expertise. Good luck, degenerates!

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The Daily Upper Decker – Super Bowl Preview – Thu 01/31/2019

crabdiving — Thu, 31 Jan 2019 18:01:58 +0000

It’s the DUD’s Super Bowl 53 Prop Bet Preview, and Tommy Gimler is joined in studio by big-time director Barry Murphy and childless (we think) Bears fan Justin Gilbert. With no dogs in the fight, the guys say the only way to make the game interesting is to bet on it. How many times will CBS mention Sean McVay’s age? How many rushing yards will Todd Gurley have? Will Gladys Knight wear a dress or gown while singing the national anthem? Hell, will Gladys Knight still be alive this Sunday? The only thing we know for certain is that Phil Simms won’t be farting in Jim Nance’s face on this special day, as that’s now Tony Roma’s job…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Fri 11/16/18

crabdiving — Sun, 18 Nov 2018 18:52:16 +0000

The Sports Gambling Podcast’s college sports guru Colby Dant (@thecolbyd on Twitter) stops by to help make your bookie your bitch this weekend. He and host Tommy Gimler also talk about two different 57-year-old sports fans who got arrested “supporting” their beloved teams. Plus, is it ok to jerk off at a North Las Vegas bar at 9:15 a.m.? Find out by listening to The Daily Upper Decker’s latest podcast.

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The Daily Upper Decker – 2018 NBA Preview – Mon 10/15/2018

crabdiving — Tue, 16 Oct 2018 01:07:47 +0000

Rundown for the show: Tommy is joined in studio by gambling guru Barry Murphy, The Fabulous T Sean and Justin Gilbert, and the boys preview the most fixed professional sports league in the country. That’s right, kids. The NBA season is starting earlier this year so the Warriors stars can have more off nights during the regular season before they win another championship. We predict who will win the NBA’s most important awards such as the “Jayson Williams Award,” which of course is handed out to the current NBA player who’s most likely to murder a limo driver with a shotgun. Plus, even when NBA games are fixed it means that one side is still a winner. That’s why each gentleman gives you their best five over/under selection in terms of regular season win totals.

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The Daily Upper Decker – Thu 09/27/18

crabdiving — Fri, 28 Sep 2018 00:31:50 +0000

The Sports Gambling Podcast’s Colby Dant is in studio with Tommy Gimler, because if there’s one thing we’ve learned about football in 2018, it’s that if you’re not gambling on it or playing some kind of fantasy game, then football is simply unwatchable. To be a tad more specific, the game has been transformed to cater to loads and game fixers. Plus, the guys chat about water “quality” in LA and walking through human shit in San Francisco. A complete podcast this time around.

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The Daily Upper Decker – Fri 09/21/18 – Tommy Is A Daddy & The Browns Win

crabdiving — Sat, 22 Sep 2018 00:09:37 +0000

The Cleveland Browns are no longer the laughing stock of the NFL after winning their first game in 635 days. That honor now belongs to the Buffalo Bills, who are so bad that players are quitting at halftime. TMZ’s Gary Dudak stops by to chat that story up as well as a few other NFL and MLB hot takes. Plus, Tommy Gimler goes into detail about his wife birthing a nine-pound, four-ounce daughter. You’ll want to finish your dinner before listening to this one.

Check out more of this funny sports podcast in the archives!

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The Daily Upper Decker – Fri 083118 – 2018 NFL Preview

crabdiving — Fri, 31 Aug 2018 23:28:29 +0000

Tommy Gimler is joined in studio by TMZ’s Gary Dudak and via T-Mobile unlimited minutes by gambling guru Barry Murphy. Murf had to stay home with the kids while his wife did a six-hour fantasy draft, but he still has the best NFL bets this year in terms of doubling up your kid’s college fund. Also, Aaron Rodgers just got paid yet still owes one of his receivers 20 bucks, the latest NFL storyline to entice viewers is insider trading, and oh yeah, more gambling.

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The Daily Upper Decker – Tue 032718 – MLB Preview & Albert Belle DUI

crabdiving — Tue, 27 Mar 2018 16:36:27 +0000

It’s the 2018 Daily Upper Decker MLB Preview, as Tommy Gimler is once again joined in studio by Barry Murphy and TMZ’s Gary Dudak. The Marlins are going to be nothing short of pure dog shit, but will they also be the team with the Albert Belle Award winner on their roster? That of course goes to the first MLB player who gets busted for DUI this year. They also chat about players who plow their teammates’ wives as well as two teammates who allegedly once swapped wives. And of course, they have their MLB win total over/under predictions, which of course are for pure entertainment. You know, just like hookers.

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The Daily Upper Decker – Tue 032118 – NCAA Tournament Shockers & Gambling Picks

crabdiving — Thu, 22 Mar 2018 03:04:42 +0000

On this episode of The Daily Upper Decker, The Sports Gambling Podcast’s Colby Dant stops by to talk about the biggest NCAA Tournament surprises as well as the best gambling picks for this weekend’s games. Of course, host Tommy Gimler thinks it’s all a conspiracy, and in the end it’s going to be Duke or Kansas facing Villanova on one side and Kentucky against either A&M or Gonzaga on the other side. #FlatEarth

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