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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 04/17/18

crabdiving — Thu, 19 Apr 2018 23:05:44 +0000

Hey all y’all! Brent Parris, a.k.a., The Hollywood Hick is back with another hilarious hour of his take on the latest from entertainment, gossip, news, and politics, including Trump, Cosby and a lot more!

Listen and laugh along, mothertruckers!

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 01/30/18

crabdiving — Fri, 02 Feb 2018 19:34:49 +0000

Hey, y’all! Time for another shiny happy rainbow sparkle sunshine episode of The Hilarious Hick! Gross Scott Baio has done been accused of sexually assaulting a young actress from “Charles In Charge.” The greatest person to ever live – Miss Dolly Parton – won new Guinness World Records for “Most decades with a Top 20 hit on the US Hot Country Songs chart” and “Most hits on the US Hot Country Songs chart by a female artist.” A Hick is leaning toward agreeing with CNN’s Ashleigh Banfield in saying “sugar, it sounds like just a bad date” in regards to the accusation against Aziz Ansari. Trying not to gag, The Hick covers the poor woman who was Harvey Weinstein’s jizz cleaner. Former GOP chair Michael Steele told off evangelicals who decided to give Trump a “mulligan” for Stormy Daniels. And LOTS more, mothertruckers!

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 010918

crabdiving — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 17:46:35 +0000

Hey hey hey, y’all mothertruckers! Happy rainbow sparkling sunshine New Years to you and yours! Brent Parris is back with lots of things to say about that orange moron with the mangy, dead fox on his head and a fart puss. A Hick remains firmly Team Tonya after seeing the movie “I, Tonya” and recommends going to it. Seriously, y’all, who the hell wants to see a new American Idol where you never see the really awful auditions? There’s some stories to make us feel better about ourselves, and lots more as The Hick occasionally digresses.

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 110717

crabdiving — Wed, 15 Nov 2017 20:53:58 +0000

Hey, mothertruckers! Check out the latest from The Hollywood Hick as comedian Brent Parris regales with the latest from Hollywood and the headlines. Another mass shooting, y’all, but of course we can’t talk about guns. Harvey Weinstein continues to get grosser and grosser. Kevin Spacey done also got himself caught getting all grabby and creepy. Marky Mark needs to STFU, pissing and moaning and hoping God will “forgive him” for doing Boogie Nights. Plus lots more laughs!

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 101717 – Gross Weinstein, Part One

crabdiving — Fri, 20 Oct 2017 18:34:41 +0000

Hey y’all, the Hollywood Hick is back and gross McGrosserson Harvey Weinstein is the main subject of what is probably part one of a two part expose. The Hick also delves into the history of Hollywood’s culture of creepiness and then reminds the planet that his bodacious booty is an invitation-only party site.

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The Hollywood Hick – Thu 092217 – Dolly On The Emmys & Tamblyn Schools Woods

crabdiving — Sun, 24 Sep 2017 18:21:56 +0000

The Hollywood Hick puts a figurative boot up the starfish of the fart-puss with an orange, mangy fox on his head. Comedian Kevin Hart best be more mindful of where he puts his pecker. Even though The Hick decries violence, much joy was found watching that Nazi get punched out in Seattle. The great Dolly Parton was criticized for her appearance at the Emmys and The Hick ain’t having it! The butthurt InfoWars reporter who was bested by the words of a young girl is a moronic mouth breathing fool. Big ups to actress Amber Tamblyn for schooling professional creeper James Woods. And lots more, mothertruckers!

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The Hollywood Hick – Wed 082317

crabdiving — Mon, 28 Aug 2017 16:32:17 +0000

The Hollywood Hick once again regales with the latest from the world of showbiz and the headlines. This freaking country is a-heading into the shithole, fast, y’all! Charlottesville was off the charts horrible. The Hick cannot comprehend the haters that are out there. Brent covers white supremacists, Steve Bannon, R Kelly, cray cray Lohans, Martin Shkreli, Leah Remini, Natalee Holloway news and lots more!

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 081517 – The Hick Is Back!

crabdiving — Tue, 15 Aug 2017 18:01:13 +0000

The Hollywood Hick is back, mothertruckers! Sorry for the hiatus, but shit happens, y’all. The Wonder Woman movie is tits, but why can’t they get lady-superhero hair big and flowing enough? Bitch ass bitch Bill Cosby got off on a damn mistrial because of one dumbass juror. Miles Teller done got hisself arrestorated for being drunk and stupid. Some underage party girl tried to sleep it off on a bathroom floor and done got herself trapped inside the locked club. A Florida couple blew up their SUV when one of them lit up a cigarette with a leaking propane grill in the back. And lots more!

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The Hollywood Hick – Sun 052817 – Trump, Cosby & Wonder Woman

crabdiving — Fri, 11 Aug 2017 00:15:45 +0000

Here’s another hi-larious episode of The Hollywood Hick for y’all mothertruckers! From this episode in May, Brent Parris was back after a long break due to technical difficulties that caused a Hick to wanna dig up Steve Jobs and throat punch him.

Plus Trump, Cosby and a whole lot more from The Hick!

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The Hollywood Hick – Sat 042217 – Airlines Suck & Freestyle Festival

crabdiving — Sun, 11 Jun 2017 20:07:37 +0000

Brent Parris, the Hollywood Hick, returns to regale and opine for your ear pleasure! It’s a tough week for airlines, y’all. United Airlines done messed it up by dragging that man off their plane, and American had a near brawl after a flight attendant hit a woman with a stroller. A Tennessee teacher accused of kidnapping a 15 year-old student was arrestorated at a “clothing optional” resort in California. Aaron Hernandez done went and killed hisself in jail. Don’t be jealous, bitches, cuz a Hick is off to see Lisa Lisa, Bell Biv DeVoe, Poison and more at Long Beach Freestyle Festival.

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