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CrabDiving – Wed 052026 – Trump Is Looting the Treasury While The GOP Pretends Not To Notice

crabdiving — Thu, 21 May 2026 05:16:07 +0000

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CrabDiving – Mon 051826 – Trump “Settled” With His Own DOJ To Create A Slush Fund For His Cronies

crabdiving — Tue, 19 May 2026 05:44:08 +0000

Trump “settled” with his own DOJ to create a slush fund for his cronies. In AI news, Shitler shared a pic of himself strolling with a space alien and Nazi man-child of apartheid, Elon Musk lost his suit against Open AI. The piggies messed up the chain of evidence when they nabbed Luigi. Scumbag DINO Governor, Jared Polis commuted the sentence of Tina Peters saying, “ She did not commit any crimes regarding the 2020 elections.” But she did. FBI folks said Kash-App Patel lied about crime stats to boost an arrest records report. A Chicago Cubs outfielder misplayed a ball shot to right-center and took his anger out on a fan. Trump’s Border Patrol boss quit after being outed as a sex tourist. A 16 foot shark in Australia murder a surfer and a rabid beaver attacked a kid in Jersey.

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CrabDiving – Fri 051526 – Totally Coincidence That Trump Keeps Making Great Stock Buys

crabdiving — Sat, 16 May 2026 05:32:54 +0000

Totally coincidence that Trump keeps making great stock buys based on his own political decisions? Shitler says he wants Iran’s “nuclear dust” for PR. The illegal war with Iran is effing up our military. A racist influencer was arrested for attempted murder and his bail was north of a million. VIP Nazi within the Trump administration, Sebastion Gorka equivocated right vs. left political violence with shade tossed at Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes. Sandy Hook defamer and former Infowars Czar Alex Jones performed a spot-on impression of Gorka. SCOTUS said mifepristone could be mailed, for now.

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CrabDiving – Wed 051326 – Trump Said He Doesn’t Think About Americans’ Financial Situation

crabdiving — Thu, 14 May 2026 05:44:31 +0000

Trump said he doesn’t think about American’s financial situation. In between diaper changes, man-baby blathered something about China, Iran and the Strait of Hormuz. DINO traitor Fetterman bent over for the orange daddy with no-vote on restricting presidential war powers. Turncoat Fetterman moaned the Dems were becoming anti-American. A Trump tower in Australia was 86’d. Nazi walrus Elon Musk reminded the world of his bigotry with his vapid ramblings about Christopher Nolan’s “Odyssey.” Paranoid Putin has banned the wearing of watches in his prescience. Nazi evangelist Joel Webbon called for the destruction of fellow loon Vivek Ramaswamy. Shots were fired in the Philippine Senate when the ICC tried to nab a war criminal. Trump looks like crap bigly, especially his nose.

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CrabDiving – Mon 051126 – GOP Kicked People Off Medicaid But Can Find $1 Billion For Trump’s Ballroom

crabdiving — Tue, 12 May 2026 05:49:11 +0000

GOP kicked people off Medicaid but can find $1 billion for Trump’s ballroom. An infected passenger from the hantavirus cruise hopped on a plane. The Brit PM was encouraged to resign after turning in a massive electoral “L.” Golfers from the defunct Saudi-sucking LIV tour crawled back to the PGA for work. Shitler’s wee hands actually got bigger with swelling. Also, Trump looks like dog crap, lol. Czar of Florida said he was going to close the concentration camps, AKA “Alligator Auschwitz.” Junky golfer Tiger Woods scored a DUI rather than a birdy in Florida.

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CrabDiving – Wed 050626 – Trump’s FDA Is Hiding Studies With Results That Don’t Fit Into Its BS Narrative

crabdiving — Thu, 07 May 2026 05:29:38 +0000

Trump’s FDA is hiding studies with results that don’t fit into its BS narrative. “Kash App,” our snowflake FBI Czar, is big mad over reports of his drunkard antics and launched a leak investigation. Trump’s cabal has been lying about the illegal war in Iran and it turns out the LEGO folks have hit more US assets than reported. Thankfully, for the children, Epstein’s former BFF, Trump, slept through a kids fitness event. Bezos banned anti-vaxx docs from Amazon. Trump-sucker Ben Shapiro laid off Daily Wire employees because no one wants to watch his garbage media. A snake bit a hiker in Cali and in Florida, a shark chomped a paddleboarder.

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CrabDiving – Mon 050426 – Trump’s Crypto BS May Have Cost Investors Over $4 Billion

crabdiving — Tue, 05 May 2026 05:38:35 +0000

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CrabDiving – Fri 050126 – RIP InfoWars

crabdiving — Sat, 02 May 2026 05:02:41 +0000

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CrabDiving – Wed 042926 – GOP SCOTUS Shanked The Voting Rights Act, What A Shock

crabdiving — Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:39:28 +0000

GOP SCOTUS shank the Voting Rights Act, what a shock… Futon fetishist J.D. Vance crapped out another book and hopefully, Ron Howard won’t adapt for the silver screen. King Charles visited and bust out a little stand-up at a banquet. According to a poll most Americans hate President Diaper Rash. Main player in the Epstien Files, Don-the-con, put his face on passports. One-percenter Sith Lord Jamie Dimon said the upcoming recession will be worse than imagined. A drone hit a plane in California. Kid Rock and alleged sexual assaulter Pete Hegseth went for a joy ride in Helicopter owned by our military. A golden helmet was nicked from a Dutch Museum but was recovered.

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CrabDiving – Mon 042726 – GOP Loons Squeal For Trump’s Ballroom After the WHCD Attack

crabdiving — Tue, 28 Apr 2026 05:26:36 +0000

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