I am sitting in the CrabDiving Studios with @ViallExperience watching a clip from Jaws. It’s the scene where Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss argue with the evil Mayor of Amity Island, played the very fucking awesome Murray Hamilton.
If we were on Mystery Science Theatre:
@ViallExperience -They would never shoot it like that now.
@RatedRComedy – Why?
@ViallExperince – Cuz audiences are too fucking stupid.
Click on the picture to watch the scene –
My favorite part is when the trio lands in front of the defaced “Amity Island Welcomes You” sign and Richard fucking Dreyfuss turns his back to the camera and performs what I would refer to as a “flamboyantly dramatic cross” to the billboard.
We ended up in a Jaws coma because it was referenced in the effete, liberal HuffPo. The article is about how tourism is getting a boost in Cape Cod due to recent shark sightings. I guess stores in the beach community are selling shit-loads of shark-themed merch.
One time, at a K-Mart in Panama City Beach, Florida, my Grandmother bought me a rubber shark that would shoot water out of his mouth. Who knew Great Whites were squirters? #IWillBeHereAllWeek
