How about the story in Field And Stream about the Canadians that rescued a Greenland shark from choking to death on a piece of moose ass? I guess the two would be hoser heroes were driving aboot and spied what they thought was a beached whale. It turned out to be one of those swimming dinosaur people-eaters attempting to chow down on a prime piece of Bullwinkle booty.
I imagine it’s tough with a pair of fins to do the universal gesture for “I’m f*cking choking”. Nonetheless, much to the relief of surfing community, the Canuckistanis unclogged the piece of beast from piggy little jaws and sent him off to hunt for prey more swallow-able like a wake board-ist.
In other deadly animal-related news- eh, here’s a picture of the “Shark Moose” on display at Nathan Phillips Square in Toronto.
Finally, Sharkeisha –
