Ryan’s posts
The Ukrainians took a break from their web cams and discovered a killer asteroid. I was just reading in The Independent that the 1300 ft wide floater could smash into our little self-important rock in 2032. That would put me…
Slip a carrot in that rabbit hole and call it a day! Who knew Snow White’s snatch-hatch led to an alternate, labial dimension? The magic puss portal flub has been making the rounds on Twitter, Tumblr, LinkedIn (jk) etc. It’s…
Chinese face kinis are simply terrifying. If you’ve been to the Holiday Inn at Qingdao lately, you would’ve been treated to the site of Chinese beach goers decked out in some serious gimp gear that is the latest rage for Eastern…
The pangolin is smarter than a teabagger. This angry commie pinko liberal is certain of it. Unlike the conservatard, a Pangolin, AKA the “mischievous escape artist”, can wiggle it’s scaly way out of any ball of shite in which it finds…
Usain Bolt is not faster than sh*t according to the guys at Earth Unplugged. Apparently, almost nothing on the third rock from the sun is faster than than the crap known as fungus Pilobolus AKA the “Poop Loving Fungus”. Not even…
Great news! Finally, there’s a good bet in Vegas according to the Las Vegas Sun. The Sun released some odds from a report put out by the salacious site AshleyMadison.com. If you ask the stat guys at the home-breaking hook-up site,…