Chinese face kinis are simply terrifying. If you’ve been to the Holiday Inn at Qingdao lately, you would’ve been treated to the site of Chinese beach goers decked out in some serious gimp gear that is the latest rage for Eastern spring breakers.
I totally get that these hellish horror hoods offer excellent protection against the burning sky beast, but at what point do we just say f*ck the beach and stop going? It’s not enough that most shark attacks occur close to the shore, sometimes in as little as two feet of water. But now, we have to break out our Spidey suits when we wanna bask in the sun? It just seems kinda stupid. When do I get to see “Girls Gone Wild: Face Kini Style”, BTW?
Maybe now since humans have to wear cowls to keep their faces from sloughing off in the fragging hot, boiling sun, U.S. conservatards will consider climate change to be real. Or not. They’re such a-holes.
I’ve included some photos of Chinese vacationers in their hilarious Mighty Morphin Power Ranger head garb. Patrick Viall, one of the emperors of the CrabDiving realm said on CrabNation Live that the silly Sino ski masked sun worshipers look like burn victims trying to keep their skin from melting off. LOL.
These ridiculous photos are all from Amusing Planet.
