Commie Pinko Science Attacks Fracking Profits

Seems like that pesky science stuff keeps rearing it’s ugly head again to attack the hard-inherited profits of our Big Energy overlords.

Like their beleaguered, persecuted, Big Tobacco brethren of the past, today’s Frack-masters General are having their infallible, capitalistic views repeatedly challenged by mincing, commie intellectuals.

This latest attack on America and the Bible comes from (of course) a bunch of socialist scientists that linked ground shaking in Oklahoma to hydraulic fracking.

Read the study here: Sharp increase in central Oklahoma seismicity since 2008 induced by massive wastewater injection.

You see, before 2008 the Republican haven of Oklahoma experienced about one earthquake a year measuring 3.0 or greater on the Richter scale.  This year alone, the state has already felt over two hundred quakes of that magnitude.

Yes, despite the slimy execs’ stunt of drinking of fracking water to show us its safety (not the water that comes out of the process, of course); despite their repeated reptilian squeals of “it’s safe!“, these vampires are being dragged into the light by science.

History will relegate these vile fracking profiteers to the same dung heap as the revolting Big Tobacco overlords of the past.

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