Congrats Darwin Barney for winning a 2012 Gold Glove! Kudos to him for being the only c-hair of hope in a totally fucktastic Chicago Cubs season. I love Darwin Barney. The Gold Glove second baseman is the future of a cursed club that will hopefully not sign any shitty free agents during the winter. I hope to to christ Epstein doesn’t throw 100 million at some fat ass soon to be gimpy first baseman or an outfielder from South America who’s actually 42. Barney rocks. Hey hey! Read all about Mr.Error-less beating out Phillips for the Gold Glove in the the Cub hating Chicago Sun Times.
More importantly, did you guys know that Verlander is banging 20 year old Kate Upton? Good job 2011 A.L. M.V.P. You totally earned a super model. You’re no A-Rod, Braun or Sosa. You’re not a juicing cheater. I’m glad you have a chick born in 1992. Enjoy telling your blonde boob goddess about Guns N’ Roses and Full House. Salud Justin and I’m sorry it didn’t work out for your Tigers this year. Total fucking bummer. I’m just glad the Cards shit the bed.
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