On Thursday, the Crabs cover the following, as they prep for a “Glenn Beck style” humbling: Africa needs to stop slicing the tip off of teenage boys; SCOTUS trivia; Bush still waiting for Obama to reach for advice #toefetish; Russia…
The Crabs honor hump day with these headlines: FCC might start handing out fines if you say “Redskins”; Faux news ninny suggests to the CDC Director that Obama could be lying; Kansas republicans are twisting up state politics; Rick Joyner…
Tuesday’s episode of CrabNation snaps off these headlines: the Secret Service should be less welcoming to the uninvited; reality star and simpleton Jessa Duggar blames the Holocaust on evolution #Imwithstupid; Olympian Michael Phelps awarded a DUI #oopsie; Colorado Supreme Court…
Monday’s CrabNation spews the following news: the gross Benham twins compare losing their T.V. show to the suffering of ISIS victims; RWNJ Erick Erickson dubs folks that believe in evolution as “dumb” and “jealous”; White House fence jumper made it…
The Crabs welcome the weekend with these hard-hitting headlines: South Park gives the Redskins a taste of their own medicine; Values Voter Summit features a bunch of lunatic presidential hopefuls #clowncar; Derek Jeter walks off in style; perhaps the Ferguson…