Photos and stories of recent Tea Party (and Tea-esque) rallies indicate that they had better start cloning themselves, because many of them will not be around much longer. I think the average age is lower at World War Two veterans’ reunions. So…
The Crabs bid adieu to the work week with these stories: George Clooney drops what was surely the GDP of a tiny republic on his ridic wedding; Huckabee yuks it up with Pat Robertson whilst dissing the sons of Ishmael;…
On Thursday, the Crabs cover the following, as they prep for a “Glenn Beck style” humbling: Africa needs to stop slicing the tip off of teenage boys; SCOTUS trivia; Bush still waiting for Obama to reach for advice #toefetish; Russia…
The Crabs honor hump day with these headlines: FCC might start handing out fines if you say “Redskins”; Faux news ninny suggests to the CDC Director that Obama could be lying; Kansas republicans are twisting up state politics; Rick Joyner…
Tuesday’s episode of CrabNation snaps off these headlines: the Secret Service should be less welcoming to the uninvited; reality star and simpleton Jessa Duggar blames the Holocaust on evolution #Imwithstupid; Olympian Michael Phelps awarded a DUI #oopsie; Colorado Supreme Court…