A tiny band of stoner-students were busted in late February for hot boxing it in an igloo, according to a story on CNN. I guess the four students were discovered by a security guard that happened upon the ice house…
Hot Boxing It In an Igloo
I Like My Neurotoxin Cocktails Above Water
The lazy assholes that whiz in either end of the pool should burn in hell along with Fred Phelps. According to the Los Angeles Times, the fluid faux pas isn’t just rude or inconsiderate, it’s deadly! The Times is telling…
Mohammad Rashid Butts a Nut
Mohammad Rashid butts a nut or 155. According to the reputable rag, “Mirror News“, it only took the martial artist one minute to head whack the walnuts and break the existing world record of 44 kernel cranium smacks in 60…
1800s ‘Mericans Feared Irish and Chinese Instead of Mexicans and Muslims
Paranoid xenophobia is not the recent invention of the Tea Party. In the late 1800s, the Irish and Chinese were the ones of which we were supposed to be terrified. Now, of course, according to screeching GOP Chicken Littles like…
CrabDiving Translates Paul Ryan’s Inner City Comments
Representative Paul Ryan’s (R-WI) recent comments about the “inner city” culture of unemployment surprises nobody here at CrabDiving. Foisted upon our nation by the idiot constituents of Wisconsin’s 1st Congressional District, the weaselly congressman is relentless in his quest to…