Now that Uncle Nipples (Vladimir Putin) is single again, I am sure he will be updating his eHarmony for Dictators and UKraineCupid accounts. Start signing up, ladies! According to the Wall Street Journal, Uncle Nipples (as we call Putin on…
According to StyleCaster’s “The 20 Most Pretentious Things Gwyneth Paltrow Has Ever Said“, the blonde babe from the Huey Lewis star vehicle, Cruisin’ has some extra-daft quotes floating about in the jack-i-sphere. Remember, Paltrow beat out Cate Blanchett for an Oscar in 1998…
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia thinks it should be up to the states whether to make contraception illegal or not. Because, you know, the original words of the Constitution are totally immutable, and are the only ones to which we…
If you listen to our progressive liberal radio show, you might be aware that I am from Florida. Specifically, the section of the Sunshine State that resembles the handle of a pan, pot or more aptly, anything of which to brain a…
Sit back, folks, and watch as the Supreme Court shoves the wrinkled, old, white weenie of the Christian Taliban down our throats, and the insidious Dominionists continue to spread their cancerous, theocratic agenda. Oral arguments were heard recently in the…