White supremacists are outraged at Subway for making their bread less white. Due to the fine work by “Food Babe” blogger,Vani Hari, the quasi-healthy sandwich chain is now removing the bleaching agent, azodicarbonamide from the dough and bigots across the nation are…
Billionaire Sam Zell was asked his opinion on fellow rich, white guy Tom Perkins’ recent remarks on how the rich are like the Jews in pre-War Germany. His response is a priceless display of the clueless disconnect suffered by many…
Fake journalist, fake scandals. FOX “News” king oaf Bill O’Reilly interviewed President Obama before the Super Bowl and managed to nail the Commander In Chief on… absolutely nothing. Blowhard Bill safely hit all the right-wing wacko talking points that his…
On the 1/27/14 episode of CrabNation, Patrick Viall, co-host, producer and connoisseur of ridic tea-baggery, played Glenn Beck’s dramatic reading of the Frank Sinatra standard, “My Way”. The Blaze Czar’s oral (huhuh…) interpretation of the crooner hit is best described as…
Weatherman – now “Weather Ninja” – Jim Cantore fended off a brutal collegiate asswipe attack on the air. The intrepid meteorologist was callously sent out by his Weather Channel corporate overlords to do a live remote from brutal, frigid Charleston, South…