This DIY Advent calendar is a great way to celebrate a religious holiday season. It’s totally customizable. You can pop a bottle of Cristal every day, or, if you have a CrabDiving-like budget, fill those slots with cans of Busch…
Vote “Funny” For Gerbil News On Funny Or Die
Don’t let these little rodents die. Give the furry jerk-offs a funny click or G.F.Y.!
Gerbil News Episode 3
Ripped from the rages and rants of the CrabDiving Podcast, another episode of Gerbil News has been shat forth. This time our two rodent heroes discuss the plight of a Californian’s struggle against religious oppression. Click on the sexy pouch…
Karl Rove Denies Reality
The best part of the election night coverage was, for me, when the conserva-drones over at Fox “News” had to literally drag Karl Rove back into the land of real things. So that’s what a guy looks like whose organization…
Cubs Get Darwin Award And Verlander Takes Kate Upton Mound
Congrats Darwin Barney for winning a 2012 Gold Glove! Kudos to him for being the only c-hair of hope in a totally fucktastic Chicago Cubs season. I love Darwin Barney. The Gold Glove second baseman is the future of a…