Shirtless Airline Passenger Shamed By Social Media

I just flew to #Florida to visit my folks. While no one was reclining shirt-less during the flight, there were plenty of folks on board that were never taught to travel in such a manner that doesn’t piss me off.

BTW, social media is conducting a shame-campaign directed at this white-top-less-air-traveler dude.

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Why can’t #Murica exist in their personal space without being smelly, ridiculously loud or a general irritant? It’s shocking to this commie, pinko, hippy, lib-stoner that most humans are not able to just sit in their over-priced tiny seat-let, stare forward and pray to a sky-god of choice while waiting for the drugs to kick in.

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Not that anyone is looking to me for guidance, but when I flew last, I had a great experience due to the fact that I feasted on a marijuana muffin the size of my head prior to lift-off.

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BTW, this is the horrible future of flying:

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