That was my summer job in high school. I got a gig in a live show at Six Flags Over Georgia called “The All New Kazoo Revue.” I played a costume character that functioned as a background dancer to a “theme…
Costume Characters Are Gross On The Inside
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Tera Patrick Awed With Fleshlight Created In Her Likeness
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Tera Patrick has been quoted in the press, AKA XBIZ Newswire, as saying that the Fleshlight with the sleeve molded from her personal Mons Venus has “turned out amazing.” The elite adult star also stated, “Now everyone can…
Rick James Book Is a Must-Read
That being said, I haven’t read it but an article in the New York Post makes me want to. Here’s a quote from “Glow” by David Ritz – James, fearing the mystery man would bleed to death, woke Stills (Crosby, Stills…
How To Escape From Zip Ties
For you commie-pinko-liberal-hippy-baby-killing-types that might find yourself holding signs and waiving fists at a Hobby Lobby, I thought this info-graphic might be helpful. Especially if a gaggle of jack-booted, heavily armed law enforcement dudes descend upon your peaceful demonstration. I would…
CrabDivers Are Animal People
On our CrabDiving Facebook page, we tend to post lots of stories regarding animals. It’s not something that’s really planned but when I scan the news, I am always drawn towards stories about lions, tigers and bears while high. Plus we…
Cool Look Backstage At CrabNation
If you’ve ever listened to the wildly successful internet radio show CrabNation, you might have heard references to the uniquely constructed air conditioners that sit like two blocky boobies in the CrabDiving Studio. The only reason I’m posting these photos is because many listeners have inquired about…