Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Tera Patrick has been quoted in the press, AKA XBIZ Newswire, as saying that the Fleshlight with the sleeve molded from her personal Mons Venus has “turned out amazing.” The elite adult star also stated, “Now everyone can experience me in an entirely new way.” Huzzah!
I remember during vacation bible school, when me and my fellow future Christian soldiers weren’t charged with constructing medieval torture devices out of Popsicle sticks, we got plaster molds of our faces cast. It was particularly frightening when the goo would congeal over your eyes and then your nose. Eventually, the sludge would be spattered everywhere and total sensory deprivation would kick in until a fellow asshole-Jesus-freak-kid would shove straw in your snout.
I wonder if my childhood church camp facial experience was similar to what Tera went through when her cave of wonder mold was cast?
