Rob Ford, the bloated, sweaty mayor of Toronto now admits to smoking crack. This can only be a coincidence to the fact that Toronto police recently announced they had a video of Ford blazing away and sucking on a crack pipe.
The mayor of the fourth largest city in North America will stay in office unless they figure out a way to drag his fat ass out. Ford claims he did smoke crack, “probably in one of my drunken stupors.”
Maybe his use of cooked cocaine explains some of the chunky conservative’s more radical right-wing views. You guys think maybe Ted Cruz is sucking on a glass pipe of something between fundraisers, too?
