Usain Bolt is not faster than sh*t according to the guys at Earth Unplugged. Apparently, almost nothing on the third rock from the sun is faster than than the crap known as fungus Pilobolus AKA the “Poop Loving Fungus”. Not even a bullet!
I’m not a science guy but from what I gather, this fungus loves to turd trot. Who doesn’t? And when these speedy spores launch from floater to floater, the rate of acceleration is actually faster than a round from a gun. For people that care about numbers, the Poop Loving Fungus is able to squeeze off at an acceleration of 20,000G. That’s like the combined speed of four billion cheetahs. Don’t fact check that.
Check out the video of the scooting scat on Gizmodo. It’s pretty cool.
BTW, the Poop Loving Fungus leaves all these behind in a disgusting cloud of ass mist- even the Bandit.
