So Bieber wants to be taken seriously? And he thinks that’s going to happen? Must be all that pot clouding his brain.
At the Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber was soundly booed as he accepted some inexplicable, bullshitty honor called the “Milestone Award.”
Managing to climb the steps despite the oddly sagging ass of the plastic leaf bag-like outfit he wore, the Biebs took the statue from presenter Cee Lo Green to a chorus of boos mixed with cheers.
Justin looked confused for a moment, but of course these days who the fuck can tell with him? He then launched into a quite humble speech:
“I’m 19 years old. I think I’m doing a pretty good job. Basically from my heart I really just want to say it really should be about the music. It should be about the craft that I’m making. This is not a gimmick, and I’m an artist, and I should be taken seriously.”
Of course within nanoseconds the Internetisphere was alight with hilarious anti-Bieber venom. The hive collective that shares a single brain cell – also known as Beliebers – were quick to leap to his defense, mainly citing Justin’s accomplishments as the reason why all those haters are jelly.
Both sides are right. Bieber has accomplished a shitload. And he’s also an insufferable fuckwad.