Category: CrabDiving Progressive Radio Podcast

Welcome to the CrabDiving progressive radio podcast!

The best political podcasts out there! Commie pinko atheist liberals, Ryan Pfeiffer and Patrick Viall present their hilarious daily, internet talk radio show, laughing and raging about politics, news, pop culture, religion and more.

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CrabDiving – Thu 051415 – Knockers No More On A Picasso, Jon Stewart & Keith Olbermann Drop Mics, Nestle CEO Sucks

FOX blurs Picasso breasts

Pat and Ryan cover the following stories on today’s show:  Nestle CEO sucks, wants to bottle more water and watch the human race slowly die of thirst.  Somebody get Catalina Island a drink #literally.  Jeb Bush tries even harder to have…

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CrabDiving – Wed 051315 – Free The Nipple, Many Republicans Are Stupid, Police Pistols In Pisser

The Crabs cover the deadly Amtrak accident in Philadelphia, along with the following RWNJ train wrecks: A drowned pastor is a victim of #faithfail.  Rick Santorum believes anti-choice jerk-offs aren’t trying hard enough.  Christo-ninnies no longer allowed to teach abstinence only cuz…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051215 – Racist Says Buh-Bye To Obamaville, Glenn Beck Whitesplains FLOTUS’ Racism

goodbye Obamaville

On Tuesday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Senate Dems ain’t down with TPP.  A mayor is elected with the number “1” in front of his age.  RWNJs such as Glenn Beck consider free community college slavery.  Glenn Beck whitesplains the racism…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051115 – Florence Henderson Caught Crabs, Racist Principal, Boar Busts Through Ceiling

wild boar breaks into store ceiling

The Crabs kick off the work week with many crazy stories. A Georgia school racist principal and her simpleton son mos def see color.  George Zimmerman luckier than Trayvon Martin. Black-face Brit drives blotto.  You got smegma on my smack.  Typhoid is bad.  A wild…

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CrabDiving – Fri 050815 – Texans Say The Colonel’s Lying About Jade Helm 15, Beck May Take A Billy Club To His Head

Texas Jade Helm 15 meeting

The Crabs cover Jade Helm 15 and a ton of political crap on Friday.  The United Kingdom is getting their RWNJ on.  California’s water is getting fracked up.  Hawaii is like totes green.  Bat-shit cray Texans don’t believe an army colonel just…

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CrabDiving – Thu 050715 – Queen Power, Draining Mayoral Vein, Rick Wiles Declares Obama Uncircumcised

Queen decides Prime Minister

Pat and Ryan cover Queen Power and lots more stories on Thursday.  The Queen of England can actually do shit.  Canada not sucking on Koch-like teats.  The government doesn’t have the right to listen to your calls no matter what the…

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