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Huckabee & Bakker Whine Christians Are Second Class Citizens – CrabDiving Radio Clip

crabdiving — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 05:22:00 +0000

In this clip from the CrabDiving live, daily radio show, Ryan and Pat laugh at the faux-Christian butthurt on display from two snake oil salesmen: Mike Huckabee (pretending to run for president in order to sell copies of his dumb book) and Jim Bakker (who sells survivalist supplies AND ENEMAS (!) for when Jesus comes).

Please give a listen.

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Atheist Gets Christian Hate Asking for Equality – CrabNation YouTube Clip

crabdiving — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 17:05:54 +0000

In this YouTube clip from our daily internet radio show, CrabNation, we discuss the hate slung at an Alabama atheist who opposed the hanging of an “In God We Trust” plaque at a government building.

Listen live every weekday 12p-2p Pacific (3p-5p Eastern) on VOCNation.com.

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CrabNation Live Clip 071114 – Rick Perry Meets Obama Over Immigration

crabdiving — Sun, 13 Jul 2014 00:02:04 +0000

Rick Perry meets with President Obama regarding immigration and in this YouTube clip from our commie pinko liberal daily radio show, CrabNation!, we make fun of the Texas governor and the knuckledraggers who hate immigrants.

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CrabDiving – Raging Liberal Progressive Talk Radio, Political Comedy, Funny News Stories

crabdiving — Sat, 01 Feb 2014 21:34:30 +0000

Thanks for checking out our liberal comedy! Listen to our hilarious and frequently profane liberal progressive talk radio show, CrabDiving. We like to laugh and rage about the latest current events, funny news, right-wing antics, religious nuts, gun nuts, and so on. Read the blog and listen to our show for uncivil political comedy, celebrity roasting, atheist anger, and lots of good, unclean fun.

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Race-Baiting Drudge Report Omits Pic of White Offender from Group of Thugs Charged in Murder

Patrick Viall — Fri, 23 Aug 2013 17:53:02 +0000

Just when you think that conservatard shit-pile “The Drudge Report” cannot sink any lower, they surprise you.

Seeking to leap upon any instance of black-on-white crime since the Trayvon Martin shooting, the loathsome editors over at Drudge were thrilled to hear about the shooting death of a white college dude out for a jog in Oklahoma. “See!?!” the racist scum aggregator site colud say, “where’s the outrage when blacks kill whites?! Where’s Al Sharpton?”

So I guess when you’re trying to pour kerosene on your more racist readers, it wouldn’t help your bigoted cause to include a pic of the third worthless thug involved in the killing… because he’s white.

This is a revolting display of the right pandering to their KKK-minded, knuckle dragging base.

Shame on you, Drudge….. as usual.

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Bieber Wants to Be Taken Seriously

Patrick Viall — Mon, 20 May 2013 17:19:50 +0000

So Bieber wants to be taken seriously? And he thinks that’s going to happen? Must be all that pot clouding his brain.

At the Billboard Music Awards, Justin Bieber was soundly booed as he accepted some inexplicable, bullshitty honor called the “Milestone Award.”

Managing to climb the steps despite the oddly sagging ass of the plastic leaf bag-like outfit he wore, the Biebs took the statue from presenter Cee Lo Green to a chorus of boos mixed with cheers.

Justin looked confused for a moment, but of course these days who the fuck can tell with him? He then launched into a quite humble speech:

“I’m 19 years old. I think I’m doing a pretty good job. Basically from my heart I really just want to say it really should be about the music. It should be about the craft that I’m making. This is not a gimmick, and I’m an artist, and I should be taken seriously.”

Of course within nanoseconds the Internetisphere was alight with hilarious anti-Bieber venom. The hive collective that shares a single brain cell – also known as Beliebers – were quick to leap to his defense, mainly citing Justin’s accomplishments as the reason why all those haters are jelly.

Both sides are right. Bieber has accomplished a shitload. And he’s also an insufferable fuckwad.

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CrabDiving Comedy Podcasts and Blog

crabdiving — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 06:59:03 +0000

Welcome to the CrabDiving Comedy Podcasts and Blog site! We apologize in advance. If you’re easily offended, you should just bail now.

Comedian/actor Ryan Pfeiffer and actor Patrick Viall, also writing partners, are godless atheist liberals who share their opinions and insights in print, podcast, and on internet radio.

Follow the CrabDiving Podcast link above to hear the latest comedy podcast, or kill some brain cells with the newest blog entries below!

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What’s Better Than Redtube for More Material?

crabdiving — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 21:22:33 +0000

Nothing is better than Redtube as an endless mine of easy Youtube hits.

Check out Ryan’s Redtube review of a well-acted flick called “Erotic Rubdown”.

Click on the pic to see it on Youtube:

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New Crabdiving! New Studio, Redtube Competitors, xnxx.com

crabdiving — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 15:37:06 +0000

Already getting lots of hits, proving that all we have to do is mention porn (like Redtube Competitors or xnxx.com) to draw an audience.

Click the pic go to Youtube and see Part One of our spank sites recommendations!

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CrabDiving Show 15 – We Celebrate More Courtney Stodden Pictures & Girls In Yoga Pants

crabdiving — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 17:38:10 +0000

Here’s another one! On the latest CrabDiving Show, we marvel at some more Courtney Stodden pictures, and share a great website for horny dudes: Girls In Yoga Pants.

Click on the screen capture below to go to Youtube and see our new great contribution to the airwaves:

Jump here to page one of this funny blog

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