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CrabNation Wednesday brings you a cornucopia of kooks engaging in the following shenanigans: Governor Ultrasound, the dude that wanted any woman seeking an abortion to be probed, might have had some problems getting along with his wife #shocker; Ted Cruz leads…
Pat and Ryan offer a scathing critique of the Wonders of the World and cover the following stories on this episode: whether Mississippi likes it or not, the #RWNJ old white guy club has to let women have access to…
On Monday’s CrabNation, Pat and Ryan give thanks to the Satanists for out-thinking the pukes at Hobby Lobby #AllPraiseBaphomet. The following is also raged upon: according to Drudge, Ebola is only one plane ride away #Travelocity; god is smiting down…
On Friday, the Crabs bring you the following tales from #Murica which, like Iran still has the death penalty. We also cover these stories: Kentucky town bankrolls a gas station with tax dollars and the oil lobby loses their tar-balls;…
On CrabNation, we learn Glenn Beck could be convinced that Jesus was married #colormeinterested. Plus we cover the following stories: moronic Michigan Mayor won’t let the atheists set up a booth next to the “prayer station” in city hall #ETPhoneHome;…
CrabNation Wednesday brings you these stories: two Ukraine fighter planes might have been downed by Uncle Nipples; Steve Doocy doesn’t believe your life is worth saving if you don’t speak English #WWJD; Hollywood is having a crap summer at the…