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On Tuesday, CrabNation dispenses with these headlines: it does not compute for Selena Gomez that her hot chick super powers are not working on Justin Bieber #pullout; Los Angeles and Chicago are full of rats; #nowmorethanever we need a Surgeon…
Pat and Ryan bust out these headlines on the day ‘Murica celebrates the life of everyone’s favorite rapist/pillager/crap-navigator Christopher Columbus #eatme; had we not cut funding to the dudes in white lab coats, there might be an Ebola shot available…
This TGIF episode of the Crabs includes a rundown of the recent Sarah Palin family brawl in Alaska as well as these headlines: we are all purple penguins in the eyes of progressive education; across the pond, a dwarf took…
Thursday’s Crabs included the following stories: Tom Cotton warns of a plan by ISIS and the Cartel to take Arkansas #don’tflatteryourself; Mitch McConnell comes off as a turd on Sports Radio; RWNJ Phyllis Schlafly thinks Obama is turning America into…
Wednesday’s CrabNation delivers these hot items: a couple of extroverts show off their mad humping skills at a #Florida retirement community; Ebola is cleared for take-off; Jay Leno is going to do a show about cars on CNBC #mustnotseeTV; Bryan…
On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan cover the launch of RWNJ Herman Cain’s new cyber channel and the un-heavenly behavior of a certain ex-television minister-dad. The following is also discussed: Peter Labarbera and Pat Robertson still do not support gay marriage…