Think he’s retiring to Vegas? Unless you live in a hole you probably heard Pope Benedict is bailing.
Category: Pat’s Posts
Pat’s posts
Helmet, Thong, Clogs, Fire, and Man Boobs
Leopard skin thong? Check. Helmet? Check. Red clogs? Check. Big stick. Check. You guys have a caption for this picture, or a name for this intrepid superhero? Leave your answers in the comments below, and you, too may be mentioned…
Funny Taxidermy – Stuffed Squirrel Snake Rider
I’m usually not a big fan of taxidermy, but when it’s funny I can be humor-flexible. Some dude who is into animal stuffing obviously also has a sense of humor. When I die, I want to be stuffed riding a…
CrabDiving Approves of this DIY Advent Calendar
This DIY Advent calendar is a great way to celebrate a religious holiday season. It’s totally customizable. You can pop a bottle of Cristal every day, or, if you have a CrabDiving-like budget, fill those slots with cans of Busch…
Karl Rove Denies Reality
The best part of the election night coverage was, for me, when the conserva-drones over at Fox “News” had to literally drag Karl Rove back into the land of real things. So that’s what a guy looks like whose organization…
Ann Coulter Retard Tweet
Perennial shit-breathing dragon Ann Coulter is in the news again, this time for tweeting that the President is a “retard”. Coincidentally, she has a new book out. Coulter got an amazing literary bitch-slap from a real Special Olympics athlete. His…