Ryan’s posts
I totally do. Check out “Toast Jesus.” Relax. I’m fucking with you Ted. I’m like a Phaton 7 Atheist. Where I come from, Jesus-Toast would’ve been baptized with Miracle Whip. Then smothered with a thick slab of ham that also probably looked like a…
Whenever I visit the CrabDiving facilities, and stare at the guy form Graceland, I’m reminded of a time when my parents took me and my brothers to a flea market somewhere deep in the humid asshole of the lovely open-carry-state of Georgia.…
I am sitting in the CrabDiving Studios with @ViallExperience watching a clip from Jaws. It’s the scene where Roy Scheider and Richard Dreyfuss argue with the evil Mayor of Amity Island, played the very fucking awesome Murray Hamilton. If we were on…
“Comical Corner Leading To Wapping Street” is my favorite from this article in the Telegraph featuring some really funny sign-age from across the pond. However, this one ain’t unfunny either. The sign below is full-on U.K. whimsy! What??? I just found…
I used to have a killer rent control apartment in the very baked, slacker beach community of Venice, California. The hippy dwelling in which I occupied was shared by my best friend and this other dude that prided himself on the quality of…
That was my summer job in high school. I got a gig in a live show at Six Flags Over Georgia called “The All New Kazoo Revue.” I played a costume character that functioned as a background dancer to a “theme…