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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Tera Patrick has been quoted in the press, AKA XBIZ Newswire, as saying that the Fleshlight with the sleeve molded from her personal Mons Venus has “turned out amazing.” The elite adult star also stated, “Now everyone can…
There once was a horrible sitcom called Daddy Dearest starring two of the funniest people on our polluted, crap planet, Richard Lewis and Don Rickles. Daddy Dearest totally sucked. Nobody liked it. It ran barely a season I think. If you care…
That being said, I haven’t read it but an article in the New York Post makes me want to. Here’s a quote from “Glow” by David Ritz – James, fearing the mystery man would bleed to death, woke Stills (Crosby, Stills…
For you commie-pinko-liberal-hippy-baby-killing-types that might find yourself holding signs and waiving fists at a Hobby Lobby, I thought this info-graphic might be helpful. Especially if a gaggle of jack-booted, heavily armed law enforcement dudes descend upon your peaceful demonstration. I would…
According to an article in the always hard-hitting Style Section in Today.com, the wrong Miss Florida was crowned. You may ask yourself, “How could this injustice have happened?” You might also ponder the question, “Who gives a flying fuck?” And…
On our CrabDiving Facebook page, we tend to post lots of stories regarding animals. It’s not something that’s really planned but when I scan the news, I am always drawn towards stories about lions, tigers and bears while high. Plus we…