Clean Up With Playtex Fresh and Sexy Beaver and Knob Wipes

A Golden Crabby Advertising Award to whoever came up with the latest ad campaign for Playtex Fresh and Sexy wipes!  CrabDiving wants to hire the agency.

These wipes are supposed to help “freshen up” your nads before and after sex.  I wonder if they are flavored?

One article says Erik Rahner, Group Marketing Director for Playtex, issued a statement that “this product was designed to address an important consumer need”.

According to the press release, these muffin buffers are made from “natural botanicals, like cranberry, chamomile, and aloe; with an alcohol-free and hypoallergenic formula”.

Below are ACTUAL ads for the Playtex Fresh & Sexy wipes:
Playtex Fresh and Sexy clean beaver
Playtex Fresh and Sexy polished knob

Playtex Fresh and Sexy clean peach

Playtex Fresh and Sexy clean pecker

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