CrabDiving - Fri 021822 - Joe Manchin's Plan To Increase Child Poverty 40% Was A Resounding Success

Joe Manchin’s plan to increase child poverty 40% was a resounding success. The presidential archival folks confirmed Trump absconded with top secret docs after leaving the White House. Governor Noem from South Dakota showed robot like emotions when asked about children dealing with anxiety. Pastor loon Greg Locke said he wasn’t trying to draw attention from a potential sex scandal with his witch-hunt. The Crabs reviewed the rhetoric of a terrifying fascistic activist because it’s a day ending in “y.” The Republic of Florida passed repressive forced birth legislation without a rape or incest exemption. Texas did some questionable crap with their mail-in ballot requests. HBCUs have continued to receive regular bomb threats.