Ivanka Trump’s security clearance lies prove the whole crime family are corrupt crooks. Right after the nothing-burger summit with Kim Jong Un, Shitler canceled South Korean military exercises. Vice President Joe Biden called LGBT hate-meister Mike Pence a “decent guy” and caught some well-deserved crap for the insensitive remark. FYI, Joe apologized. The Crabs learned all about Kamala Harris’s past support for an anti-immigrant policy which betrayed the sanctuary status of San Francisco. The Clinton and Bernie camps are still at odds. The hard-for-Handmaid’s Tale monotone founder of My Pillow graced the bigots of CPAC with poorly prepared, boring sky-god-sucking speech, includeing a warm lippy wang slurp for our rapist-in-chief. An idiotic GOP Texas anti-vaxxer legislator suggested measles could be treated with antibiotics. In an effort to seek leniency in the sentencing of his child-raping Catholic cardinal client, the evilest lawyer ever featured on the CrabDiving Podcast compared the rape of a child to vanilla. The Crabs reviewed the whacked out content in a manual put out by the Catholics for dealing with priests that knock up members of the flock. A Christian “prophetess” shared her vision of heaven which includes a cameo by Whitney Houston. 
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